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Swap you?
Nah, the real tragedy is turning 27, that’s when you no longer get discounted rates on the speed train here in Germany 🥺 Gotta ride around as much as I can before it’s over for me in October.
I’d love to be 25 again. Wanna swap?
Happy birthday!! 🎁🎂🎈🎉
I would do anything to be 25 again
I’d have so many more ideas on how to fuck up my life.
Trade ya
Genuinely disappointed at the lack of prime numbers in my future, why would prime number theorem do us dirty like this??
Uh what age did you hit? 113?
My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.depends where you are right now, earning a degree, have a job? graduated but not able to find one?
Happy birthday! I remember turning 25 and feeling so old. Now I’m in my thirties and it rules. Well, the world sucks, but on a personal level, don’t sweat it. You’ve got plenty to enjoy now and plenty to look forward to.
The only thing that changes in your 30s is that you stop giving a fuck, but that changes everything.
I’m in my mid-40s, and I feel like peak me (so far)
30s. Those were the fun years. Am 61 now and NGL, once you hit 50 and get gray and wrinkles… you find that people will give you even less shit. Which is amazing! Some say that it’s the aches and pains that come of age that suck the most, but I’ve always been a bit on the clumsy side with a high pain threshold, so it’s been a constant since I was a teenager.
How old do you wanna be?
125
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Dr. Whosticles.
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?
I would trade my middle nut to be 25
But now you can rent a car in the US!
RIP
Oh, i mean, uh… Happy birthday
My sweet summer child. It just gets worse
I really disagree with this. Except the child part, 25 year olds are basically children whose brains have just finished maturing
