Decolonizers when they have indigestion

Somehow, Immanuel Kant managed to spend his entire life there (and he lived to a ripe old age of 80 years), and still became one of the most influential philosophers in modern history.

However, it was still part of Germany back then.

Make Königsberg German again 😢

No crank? This is useless.

Germany has entered the chat

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time

10 PRINT “Women bad”
20 PRINT “Men bad”
30 GOTO 10

It’s been there even since you slammed the door too hard when you were drunk

I had an old, dusty laptop that needed some serious cleaning recently, so I went to the store to buy one of these. Was rather surprised that they’d make me go to the counter and show my ID before allowing me to purchase one, but now I know why.

I’ll take the ketamine, thanks

I gotchu, fam https://makerworld.com/en/models/569512-500-cigarettes-adapter

@Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com will not be happy about this

Sheesh, why are you complaining about them being too expensive then?

So same outcome as before…

What if I wanted to gift you some onions for Christmas?

Real

Just tell us the price of the onions so we can judge you for being poor as well

I didn’t make this. I stole it fair and square, like all of my other memes.

No he’s not.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(politician)