Sounds like Flappy Wings except with explosive diarrhea

Correct. Therefore, there’s definitely no LSD in the water.

I mean it CAN be pretty dark traumatizing for sure (see Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, especially the White Rabbit scene), but either way, when you’re tripping on LSD, you definitely WILL notice that something’s not right. Wild visual and auditorial hallucinations, vibrant colors and rainbow patterns, up to and including synesthesia (i.e. seeing sound and hearing pictures) are all known to occur.

Even at a low dose it produced noticeable mood changes, though usually no hallucinations.

I’ve had LSD. Trust me, you’d definitely notice.

I hope you have as good a time with this as I did.

Well, get yourself a modern sourceport like vkQuake or DarkPlaces, and then download this mod: https://www.moddb.com/mods/arcane-dimensions

You won’t regret it. This is Quake as if it was made in 2016 instead of 1996. Massive levels. Stunning architecture. Quad shotgun.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

Honestly, if someone hadn’t let me in on the secret, I probably still wouldn’t have figured it out. Three thoughts later? This one could take you anywhere from three days to three years to figure out.

Bless your heart

If you’re American and cannot find Rakija, whiskey will also work. The cheaper, the better.

Wholesome

I mean, people obviously still engaged in hunting and gathering (they do to this day) to enrich their diet, it just wasn’t as crucial to survival.

Also, most of the work of farming happens in the spring and the fall (i.e. sowing and harvesting seasons). The rest of the year it’s pretty hands off, which gives you plenty of time to engage in other activities.

Well, then what madman thought “we should take this candymaking ingredient and spread it on our fields to improve plant growth”?

Major “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” vibes.

I just want to know what madman took a look at some fertilizer and thought “hey… what if we put this stuff in candy?”

Yup, it’s not so much that wheat requires all of this processing, it just makes it tastier and easier to eat.

I reckon that after inventing farming, people probably just had a lot more time on their hands, so they sat around trying to come up with ways to avoid having to eat the same boring gruel every day.

You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.

I can’t argue with that.

I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).

You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.

15 minutes into Catflix and chill and she gives you this look

Decolonizers when they have indigestion