Honestly, if someone hadn’t let me in on the secret, I probably still wouldn’t have figured it out. Three thoughts later? This one could take you anywhere from three days to three years to figure out.

Bless your heart

If you’re American and cannot find Rakija, whiskey will also work. The cheaper, the better.

Wholesome

I mean, people obviously still engaged in hunting and gathering (they do to this day) to enrich their diet, it just wasn’t as crucial to survival.

Also, most of the work of farming happens in the spring and the fall (i.e. sowing and harvesting seasons). The rest of the year it’s pretty hands off, which gives you plenty of time to engage in other activities.

Well, then what madman thought “we should take this candymaking ingredient and spread it on our fields to improve plant growth”?

Major “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” vibes.

I just want to know what madman took a look at some fertilizer and thought “hey… what if we put this stuff in candy?”

Yup, it’s not so much that wheat requires all of this processing, it just makes it tastier and easier to eat.

I reckon that after inventing farming, people probably just had a lot more time on their hands, so they sat around trying to come up with ways to avoid having to eat the same boring gruel every day.

You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.

I can’t argue with that.

I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).

You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.

15 minutes into Catflix and chill and she gives you this look

Decolonizers when they have indigestion

Somehow, Immanuel Kant managed to spend his entire life there (and he lived to a ripe old age of 80 years), and still became one of the most influential philosophers in modern history.

However, it was still part of Germany back then.

Make Königsberg German again 😢

No crank? This is useless.

Germany has entered the chat

He was at the wrong place at the wrong time

10 PRINT “Women bad”
20 PRINT “Men bad”
30 GOTO 10

It’s been there even since you slammed the door too hard when you were drunk