How about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…
That’s deep.
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
How does Shamwow fit…
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
upvoted because the existence of woman implies boobs
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
