

janet from the good place
I’m just sort of here really.


janet from the good place


Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD
This is the AI image Trump claims he saw when he posted the other.


Ah yes, the amulet of impregnation.


Wait how much did you file it right by the mouse pad? It looks so weird and uneven in the post.


it does look more comfortable now ^^
This has to be the craziest one yet.


on the what?
it’s just the state of the economy :'(
Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: “Not Jesus”
★★∅∅∅


They will hire seasonal workers WITH the job listing, anyone with a pulse that passes a drug test is just in. I remember when I worked there it felt like an overworked Highschool.
Actually, they need to check in with the wizard mermaids in Atlantis that made the whole thing possible.


So is this what Christian Hell is like?
The worst verision of this I think is just never being able to lie or soften your words to not hurt people’s feelings or offend them, so you are just always incredibly blunt and brutally honest.