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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago

Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.

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Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago
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    Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.

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    I used to work with some swingers.

    I asked them about the lifestyle.

    “You have a lot of sex, but it’s not necessarily with people you’d be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you’re the other side of that equation.”

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      Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.

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    “She carries a terrible curse.”

    “That’s bad.”

    [OP image]

    “That’s good!”

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?

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      Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?

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    Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.

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    So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?

    Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

    Meh, looks like he’s probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use “naughty” I guess?

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      Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

      The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.

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        So it was the old “naughty”?

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        Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!

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    Boii, she thickkk

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

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      They’re holding up half the sky, brother.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    This was porn in the days before photography

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    12 hours ago

    Live fearlessly

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      Walk like a champion

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Be unstoppable

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          I swear to God, go fuck yourself

          • benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de
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            8 hours ago

            I think somebody saw the same post… https://lemmy.world/post/45532513

            • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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              Thought back on that post for a moment and got confused lol.

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            We love and care about you in this troublesome time.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            😘

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    Where can I get cursed like that?

    Craigslist

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      Fetlife probably a little more reliable

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        I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.

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          I’ve had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I’ve found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone’s unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn’t think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

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            My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.

            If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.

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          Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app

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            And if you do confuse them…

            “Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”

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              my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!

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      I don’t recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.

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        Worth it?

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          Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.

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            So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it… the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.

            Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten…

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              Yeah well I wouldn’t have had that happen if I didn’t hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn’t even that great of sex.

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                You could’ve met them at the library and the result would’ve been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn’t matter how the sex was.

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                  don’t be too hard on them. they’re so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can’t understand why it’s not anyone’s fault but their own.

                  dude probably votes republican.

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            Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.

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              Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.

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            I mean…that doesn’t sound like a Craigslist problem… that sounds like a you problem.

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      True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

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    From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.

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      Why is everyone butt naked?

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        How do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?

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        It’s Buck Naked, “Butt Naked” is a “bone apple tea” type thing

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          Both butt-naked and buck naked are used.

          Comparing them with Google Ngram does show that buck naked predates and is slightly more frequently used than butt-naked, but I’d say butt-naked has been widely accepted into the lexicon. Bonus, it doesn’t have (possibly) racist origins like buck naked has.

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        Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!

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          TIL, underwear is weird.

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            All your underwear is crotchless? u nasty

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            I mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

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              They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

              You may be using them wrong.

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              They also reduce friction and can prevent unseemly bulges…

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                “unseemly”

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                *Prevent unseemly bulges

                That’s a bug not a feature.

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        They didn’t know about furries yet

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        he was a classical era rule 34 artist

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        That’s because he was a very religious man

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          *pious

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    Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I’d learn about from an hour long youtube video.

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      wakes up from topology nightmare

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    I’d say more blessed than cursed

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      Maybe there was a lot of beef in her polycule or something. He wanted to paint the backstory but never did get to it?

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        Maybe she needs vaginal intercourse to orgasm and this is just endless foreplay.

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    well you’ll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.

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      So you’re saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?

      I don’t know what to do with this information.

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        Not saying he didn’t. But you don’t get to just go to space for liking missionary

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        Become an astronaut?

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          No he did that ro get out of Ohio.

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            Whats an Ohio?

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              Apparently a place that inspires people to leave the planet.

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