A floppy disk is fine, just like Photoshop uses terms like dodge and burn, references to obsolete dark room methods, like cutting and “pasting” were literally how some layout projects worked.
Referencing the last physical incarnation of saving a file seems fitting!












Say you rented a server at Amazon and ran your own VPN server software on it. Not that hard. The server could expose an HTTPS endpoint.
VPN software on your laptop connects to that.
From the network level, it appears you spend a lot of time connected to the same random website, hosted on some IP not owned by a VPN company.