The last time I went to the colosseum they dragged a rapist out of retirement for a big bout and he only lasted 69 seconds after talking so much shit.

What happened to Facebook is happening to Instagram. What used to be just a feed of my friends is now a bunch of suggested posts from accounts I don’t follow. It gives me a feeling of having my own friends used as bait for them to churn more content, souring the whole experience.

I wonder how that timeline where the shooter didn’t miss is doing.

Yeah, but you can draw a straight line from penguin of doom to Harold.

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I think this is more of a comparison between different genres of horror and how slasher movies or franchise monsters aren’t as big now as they used to be. I’d say for slashers in particular it’s more difficult now because the camera resolutions are unforgiving and with things like video games depicting violent deaths in every way you can imagine, people have seen it all so there’s less novelty.

Big Chungus is like 6-7 years old now.

This ain’t even written well.

So if your teenager bangs their partner in the back seat do you sue your insurance or the automaker for recording child pornography?

Please install this rootkit on your phone for $10 off your car insurance.

My phone’s dead. Guess I’m broke until I find a charger.

Appropriate game title.

How much did the whole thing cost?

I thought the wheels had it easily, but then I started counting cabinet doors and I’m not so sure anymore.

FIFA doing something flagrantly corrupt

We’ve found it. Peak comedy.

Seems illegal.

These days a lot of slang follows some kind of cookie cutter format. Redpill/blackpill, coomer/zoomer, X-oid, X-maxxing, etc. If it doesn’t meet some threshold of social media viability then it’s not getting adopted.

Are the blue ones even available in the US right now because of the food dye thing?