(TikTok screencap)
Well, first it gets worse.
That kidney stone must hurt like a sonuvvabitch.
It gets better when you get used to this problem and something far worse comes along, making you wish you just had the original problem.
“You too, shall pass.”
I remember when people said that twitter screenshots aren’t memes. Now we look at screencaps from the brainrot apps and it’s somehow supposed to be funny
Maybe this is a meta meme.
When will the bullshit of posting captioned screenshots from social media pass?
Here’s your eta: η
2040-2041, give or take.
I’m not even kidding.
May 2045 probably
Elaborate
The boomers will almost all be dead. I assume.
Ah right, here’s to that 🍻
Except my momma whom I’ll miss dearly 😭
“Well, you see, it did. You just didn’t notice because its passing was overshadowed by the veritable tsunami of shit that replaced it. Take heart though! That too shall pa- Oh, look! Another one coming in!”
So I threw some stones into a bowl of old boston tea leaves soaked in essential oils, boiled in a hand carved Amethyst geode bowl over burning piles of sage and dried aged red oak shavings for 6 hours under the red moon and it said about 5 to 15 years minimum.
For a ~25yo male in the US I believe the median is 50 more years
You gotta make it pass
It will pass when the left overcomes our internal differences and works together to fight the fascists instead of each other.
I agree with this, but it’s more than just getting along that the left is failing at. We need to organise better, fight more effectively and build strong communities. This is something the religious folks have mastered.
That’s why I think we need to use more religious techniques. And no, I don’t mean ML brainwashing. I mean we need spiritual ceremonies. We need to use magic as part of our praxis. We need to liberate our minds from the religious brainwashing of capitalism.
On a real note, that phrase is not about what’s happening around you, but how you feel about it.
“Accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”
This a biggerton ouncerton update?
Only if you get that ugly caterpillar off your face dude.








