[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    What exactly?

    I’ve been asking you to say ANYTHING and you simply can’t. You don’t even have insults in you. The only thing you have is preschool level comments like “what a loser response”.

    I was literally reading your lever od rhetoric online before you were even born. You are touchy, you get hurt. I don’t.

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        Remember when I said you’d devolve into spamming one word replies?

        Yeah, because I’ve been in this interaction a thousand times. You’ll get trauma. I get boredom by repetition.

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          Hey, remember when you spammed someone in thisnthread like a dozen times because you didn’t likenwhat they said?

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            No.

            Because I did it to be ironic. The core here being that you’d call that spam, repetitive messaging, clearly.

            Thanks for proving my point.

            For more than 3 hours you’ve been spamming “coooolll” replies. Because you’re just obsessed with my and imagining you’ll “win” by “getting the last word”. But that would require you to actually say something.

            Just spamming these pathetic “ccccooooooooolllllll” messages is no different than imagining you win a debate you had in the schoolyard by going back at night and whispering “nuh-uh”.

            Fucking pathetic.

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              Wow 4 paragraphs. Hey, remember how you said I was obessed, well I’m going to bed. I expect a few dozen love letters in the morning. You seem to have time to waste.

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                Should I call you mom and have them come tuck you in?

                Remember when I said you’ll devolve into saying "I didn’t even read the whole four paragraphs of text that must’ve taken at least a minute to write, and I’m gonna pretend I’m not obsessed with the person whom I keep replying to without even reading his replies.

                That’s the literal definition of a personal obsession. You’re obsessed about me. You’ll never forget me, whereas I won’t be able to pick out this chat from the literal hundreds I’ve had with kids acting just like you.

                Like this.

                In my DM’s. Why are you in my DM’s to start with? Obsessed much…?

                Youre definitely not here just because you have a laughably predictable ego, like one so predictable that I literally predicted every single one of your comments hours back.