[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    Wow 4 paragraphs. Hey, remember how you said I was obessed, well I’m going to bed. I expect a few dozen love letters in the morning. You seem to have time to waste.

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      7 hours ago

      Should I call you mom and have them come tuck you in?

      Remember when I said you’ll devolve into saying "I didn’t even read the whole four paragraphs of text that must’ve taken at least a minute to write, and I’m gonna pretend I’m not obsessed with the person whom I keep replying to without even reading his replies.

      That’s the literal definition of a personal obsession. You’re obsessed about me. You’ll never forget me, whereas I won’t be able to pick out this chat from the literal hundreds I’ve had with kids acting just like you.

      Like this.

      In my DM’s. Why are you in my DM’s to start with? Obsessed much…?

      Youre definitely not here just because you have a laughably predictable ego, like one so predictable that I literally predicted every single one of your comments hours back.