[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe
[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe
Heeeeeyyyy, you didn’t forget about me! 3 paragraphs and some rehashed comments!
Not your best work. Now dance.
A whole minute or two, you’re more eager to interact with me than teenagers are to stroke their genitals. Like I said yesterday, this is nothing new to me, but you’re completely worked up and can’t let go, let alone ever actually forgetting this.
The only one you’re deluding is yourself.
You can’t pretend to high-road someone after you stalk them and spam their profile and reply to all their comments across the Fediverse. I still haven’t even once opened your user, yet you actually have paranoid conspiracy theories on how I have two accounts.
Telling everyone that you indeed have two accounts and attempt to manipulate fucking votes, on fkin Lemmy :DDD
Real mature, aren’t you? “I HAVE TO GET THE LAST WORD BUT I DON’T HAVR ANYTHING TO SAY SO I’M JUST GONNA SPAM ‘COOOOOOOOLLLL’ LIKE A BIG BOI!!!” XDDDD
Dance bitch. Arrogant fuckwit. I got nothing to do at work today and they don’t care if I use my phone. Where are you that you can send of tirades?
4 paragraphs. 11 today.
“I don’t read the comments of the person I’m actively stalking”
Who do you think would believe that?
Oh you actually work? That’s fucking sad, as the implication is that you’re not actually a teenager, for whom a tantrum like this would’ve been remotely acceptable.
Hmm I wonder where you came up with the “dance bitch” thing. Almost as if you had been troubled by someone making you their bitch. I wonder who that could be.
Oh right, me. So why did you approach me in DM’s? Big boi at work, but can’t even say why he DM’s, because writing “I’m childish and don’t have anything to say but I want to pretend I’m not the illiterate moron I very clearly project the air of” <3333
4 paragraphs, 27 today. Thats adding up fast for someone who doesn’t care. We’ve been at this what 45 minutes. How many people am I saving from you “brilliance”?
What do you mean “for someone who doesn’t care”? I don’t care about you personally, no. Not a single fucking cent, while living rent-free in your mind. Edit right a thought got cut off here. Meant to add that: I do care about the truth. So as long as you’re pretending with these lies, I’m gonna keep replying.
It’s your own fault for not believing me. I don’t lie. I haven’t even opened your profile, yet you stalk mine and answer as soon as I post something, because you still imagine that you can pretend not to be absolutely wrecked and crying over me pointing out how predictable and simple you are.
Uhh, the rhetorical brilliance of say
Spamming the word “cooolllll” written like that. You’re right, I’m sure people will see you for the genius you are instead of the cheap bitch who I have running and fetching for me.
See I’ve been in threads like this for weeks. Literally. Because I can keep pointing out all the things in it.
Like you literally stalking my profile and going to several threads in which I am in… with multiple accounts, to vote manipulate a discussion on Lemmy most people prolly won’t ever see.
However if they do see it, they’ll surely agree with you that “mommy mommy this man is better at producing text than me so I’m gonna call him stoopid”.
You can’t say anything that would remotely get my goat, but clearly I’ve already burned through to your subconscious. Probably permanently. ;>
6! 6 paragraphs. 39 today. Keep dancing.
When did you ever predict anything I’ve done? You’re just repeating my lines back, showing me how badly I hit a sore point by calling your childish answers out.
And then you try to high-road me, after which you go back to “wyaaah stop writing on forums wyaah” :DD
You can’t even observe the conversation let alone control it.
You’re here every time I open my phone, like a very loyal (female) dog. And you do the same exact thing everytime yesyoudooyesyoudoo whos a good lil girl you are you are, pat pat
Just to annoy you gonna repost this one of your gems as well.
Another 4. That is a solid 50. About where your iq is sitting. Fucking chud thought you were against spam.