[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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      When did you ever predict anything I’ve done? You’re just repeating my lines back, showing me how badly I hit a sore point by calling your childish answers out.

      And then you try to high-road me, after which you go back to “wyaaah stop writing on forums wyaah” :DD

      You can’t even observe the conversation let alone control it.

      You’re here every time I open my phone, like a very loyal (female) dog. And you do the same exact thing everytime yesyoudooyesyoudoo whos a good lil girl you are you are, pat pat

      Just to annoy you gonna repost this one of your gems as well.

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        Another 4. That is a solid 50. About where your iq is sitting. Fucking chud thought you were against spam.

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          “you like reading and writing and that makes uu stoopid!”

          What weird attempts. What is this, a preschool recess? “Hey that guy is better at reading and writing, that means he’s stupider than me, neerd!”

          Every bit of your screeching and screeming is boring to me. I’ve seen it hundreds of times. Literally. They’re probably still up on Reddit somewhere actually, which in all honesty you’ve probably checked as well, seeing as how you can’t resist my profile and replying to me in several threads, because you feel bad and you think you can make me feel bad.

          Sorry bud, the hurt only flows one way. ;>

          How long do you plan on keeping this up? Because I’ve literally gone weeks. There’s no thread limit. You can’t address anything you’ve done or anything I’ve said, all you can manage is “look he writes more than me”. Well duh, you’re my little bitch, dancing dancing dancing.

          Nicely fetched bytheway, just like I said in my previous comment you would. I’ve met dogs more intelligent than you. :D

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            4 paragraphs. 66. Wow you’re really butthurt. Hiw do think you’re winning at this?

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              Everything you say is projection. So what you’re saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it’s obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can’t get through four paragraphs…

              But still prove me correct in that you can’t say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you’re here in the first place.

              Because you know saying “well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can’t let go until I hurt him bacl”. Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.

              Like I said, I’ve seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It’s always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it’s not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it’s so hard for you.)

              I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I’m in the threads I am and why I’m not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It’s ridiculous.

              History like your DM’s to me. Why did you send me DM’s? Oh right, the butthurt…

              Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees

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                  You mean how much time do I enjoy spending making fun of your ego?

                  As much as I can get, because you’re amusement to me.

                  However to you reading and writing is something bad and unjoyable. So you’re not here because you like writing… so why are you here then?

                  Why have you stalked me as a user and entered several threads that you’ve contributed nothing to? Oh right, because I make you so butthurt. Bwahahah

                  How much of your work-breaks are you spending on having this tantrum?