[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

  • Dasus@lemmy.world
    1·
    4 hours ago

    Everything you say is projection. So what you’re saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it’s obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can’t get through four paragraphs…

    But still prove me correct in that you can’t say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you’re here in the first place.

    Because you know saying “well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can’t let go until I hurt him bacl”. Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.

    Like I said, I’ve seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It’s always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it’s not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it’s so hard for you.)

    I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I’m in the threads I am and why I’m not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It’s ridiculous.

    History like your DM’s to me. Why did you send me DM’s? Oh right, the butthurt…

    Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
        1·
        3 hours ago

        You mean how much time do I enjoy spending making fun of your ego?

        As much as I can get, because you’re amusement to me.

        However to you reading and writing is something bad and unjoyable. So you’re not here because you like writing… so why are you here then?

        Why have you stalked me as a user and entered several threads that you’ve contributed nothing to? Oh right, because I make you so butthurt. Bwahahah

        How much of your work-breaks are you spending on having this tantrum?

          • Dasus@lemmy.world
            1·
            2 hours ago

            Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.

            A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you’re trained to do. Also, you’re obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.

            Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.

            So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don’t even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.

            You’ll quit, sooner or later. No-one you’re lying to except yourself. And even you don’t buy your bs.

            • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
              2·
              2 hours ago

              4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN’T HAVE WORK.

              bitch please, you’re trigged.

              • Dasus@lemmy.world
                1·
                19 minutes ago

                “trigged”?

                You mean “triggered”, surely?

                You can’t write “too” or “triggered”. Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it’s my third language, lol.

                “he writes a lot, and he shouldn’t write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can’t control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff”

                Everything you say is projection. So you’re “trigged”. Just like you have been for more than a day now. I’ve told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it’s hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you’re publicly shaming yourself.

                And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.

                Oh right you can’t read this far. And you’re proud of it. Usually people aren’t proud of being illiterate, and actually it’s considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.

                Perhaps you should start with some children’s literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>

                Now dance bitch. I guess you’ll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.