[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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    And you can’t address anything I say or anything you’ve said. All you can do is point a finger and go “he is more literate than me, come on guys, laugh”.

    They do laugh. At you. :D

    That’s why you’ve had to take a secondary account on Lemmy to manipulate votes. How fucking pathetic does your life have to be that you can’t let a simple thing like this go, even though you’ve very clearly lost ages ago and just dig your shit hole deeper with every comment. Just like I said you would. Yesterday.

    Because I’ve met literally hundreds of kids like you pulling the exact same tantrum.

    Now go, girl, go, fetch me 4 new comments with running tallys on how many paragraphs I write. Because you’re so sad cognitively you can’t say anything but your ridiculously oversized ego won’t let you leave because I’m mocking you.

    Which is exactly what I want. You to dig yourself so deep you’ll end up deleting your account for the cringe.

    “Mammy he LIKES WRITING, THAT’S UNFAIR! ;<<<<”

    Fetch girl fetch

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      5 paragraphs. 62. Why do you think you’re the good person. And whybare you wasting your breaks?

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        No no, I’m taking a break from watching TNG. Not from working, lol.

        Time enjoyed, is not time wasted. You see, that’s why I always win these, because I actually like writing. Youre just here because your ego compels you because you can’t “let go” against someone who insulted you so.

        Well you can’t insult me no matter what. Nothing you say affects me negatively. I won’t assert it doesn’t affect me, because it gives me laughs and a reason to write, which I enjoy.

        And which you clearly don’t, tallying how many paragraphs you have to read (but clearly dont).

        Guess you’re a manual labourer, eh? (Because you couldn’t handle office work, it might includes several pages of reading per day. UuUUuUuuUuuU, can you imagine that? pages full of text. There’s even these things where they stack pages together to form something called “a book”. You’ve probably never opened one, eh?

        Oh and again, nicely fetched, good girl!

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          4 paragraphs 79. You really yhink you have this figured. You are hilarious. You know how you think you’re laughing but remember you’re choosing this.

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            Yeah I am. That’s why I’ve been doing this for years. Probably before you were born.

            You absolutely hate it, you’re stomping your foot and crying while having NOTHING to say, simply listing how many paragraphs I’ve written. With the implication that… writing is bad? You’re on a forum, berk. Maybe you need to check what that word means?

            You simply can’t do anything unless I make you do it. I’ve taunted you into this, because you have been able to say nothing and you won’t be able to anything. Not why you’re here, why you’re sending me DM’s like

            And this

            It’s like you think there’s an audience of 12-year old ADHD kids who can’t cope in a regular classroom. And then is ashamed of it but pretends like illiteracy and being poorly behaved is actually “the cool thing”.

            Yeah you won’t exactly find many agreeing that writing on forums is bad. But not being able to write? Well then a forums not the place for you?

            You’ll have to continue this for weeks if you intend to get to even your goal of having me stop. I never do. One would think it would be clear by now, but since you ride the short bus, maybe not.

            Now go fetch me a new tally, because all you’re capable of is basic arithmetic. For which I’m sure you’re using a fucking calculator. :DDD

            Now fetch my tally, bitch

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              Notice how you use 6 paragraphs 85 today, to do what I can in a sentence.

              That’s wasteful. And if you’ve been like this for years, you really are a loser.

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                I’m a writer and when I’m not working on something, I still like writing. You’re on a forum. Forums, especially text based ones, have pages and pages of paragraphs. Shocked pikachu face

                So to reiterate, you can’t address why your in all the threads you stalk me in and why you sent me DM’s like these

                Like I said, feels like preschool recess, so the level of rhetoric isn’t great. Because you can’t actually say anything.

                You can’t reason why you’re in the thread to begin with, because if you told the truth it would go “you made me so butthurt I just had to stalk your profile and send you DM’s, because I wanted to hurt your feelings” (which again your preschool insults don’t really do.:)

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                  4 paragraphs. 95. You know howntonget star trek? You stop running your mouth on the internet like a bitch. I mean, just listen to yourself.

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                    “Mammy Im illiterate, pls make the internet have only one sentence so I can keep up on the forums!”

                    You’re proudly ignorant. “I can’t read two paragraphs, and that makes me a winner.”

                    You’re not winning anything… Not even the “last word” you think you’ll get if you keep replying despite hating every second of it.

                    Your profile must be looking hella intellectual. Good luck having credibility in any argument ever when people know you bitch about having to read two paragraphs and spam meaningless one-line replies.

                    It’s just the same oneline reply because you’re cognitively so limited you literallt can’t reply. You started having this tantrum yesterday when you DM’d me. Which ofc now you’re pretending didn’t happen. Even though everyone can ofc see the screens

                    This entire day I’ve lived rent free in your mind. There’s not a moment you’re not thinking of me. Your ego won’t allow you to… And that’s been keeping me in laughs for two days now.

                    Why watch tng when your tantrum is more hilarious? Oh right because you hate reading and writing and are proudly illiterate… ON A FORUM.