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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 day ago

The Tomato Method

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The Tomato Method

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  • ZebulonP@lemmy.world
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    Tomato fruit salad is a thing. Its called salsa.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    Intelligence is knowing you shouldn’t eat a rotten tomato

    Wisdom is knowing the act of claiming eating a rotten tomato is a sign of a strong constitution is merely made up and pointless, and eating the tomato will give you the shits later.

  • redparadise@lemmygrad.ml
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    I can say I miserably fail on every test, although Elon could have just done that for some uh, slightly counter productive insider trading

  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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    Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

    • Ziggurat@jlai.lu
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      I don’t get how sales dropping and BYD massively entering the Euro market, didn’t made the stock drop. May be not a full crash but at least a can’t be that much bigger than Toyota or Volkswagen

  • Aielman15@lemmy.world
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    He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      he had charisma tho. fooled many people.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          we all roll ones every now and then

          • bunnyBoy@pawb.social
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            He was always rolling 1s behind closed doors, it’s just his PR clerics kept giving him 30 stacks of guidance to bring the roll up

            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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              i can pay someone with 15 natural charisma to take a 20, but i don’t wanna

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    Tesla stock is ridiculously high though. As it is in “positive numbers.”

  • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No no no I mean I’m absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.

    Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn’t actually create Tesla.

    Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.

    Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.

    Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.

    Dunno about DEX and CON tho.

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      Dex and Con are for escaping after you roll a 1 on the Cha check.

      • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Well that would be hilarious (not for the escaping one :p)

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    Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      Eat the potato field tomato elon

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      But it is though

      Salsa can also be described as a “nightshade salad”

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      mmm mango lime chili salsa

    • GreenBeard@lemmy.ca
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      Or that a battery powered dumpster is a pickup truck?

  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    He doesn’t even have high int

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    Intelligence is knowing that there’s a botanical context and a culinary context, and that a tomato is a fruit in one and a vegetable in the other.

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      That feels to me more like Wisdom and Intelligence working together

      • Triumph@fedia.io
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        If you say so.

        • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’d say that I agree with them

          Int - having knowledge Wis - knowing how to effectively use knowledge

          Int is skill at accruing data Wis is skill at processing data into information

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