The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 day agoYou know, they say laughter is the best medicine.media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1294
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minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 day agoSummon 8 monkeys, command half of them to attempt to stabilize the Paladin. They’ll probably be fine for a round if they just went down
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 day agoThe bad news is the monkey’s poor rolls mean they didn’t stabalize the paladin. The good news is they found a typewriter and have a pretty good rough draft going on the complete works of Shakespeare.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agooh no one of the monkeys just murthered the pally with the typewriter. you got a script signed Chris Marlowe though
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoAmbiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoI could change it to not be ambiguous, but this is funny to me so I’m leaving it
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoCure Wounds has a verbal component, but since the monkeys can’t speak they substitute an oral component
Summon 8 monkeys, command half of them to attempt to stabilize the Paladin. They’ll probably be fine for a round if they just went down
The bad news is the monkey’s poor rolls mean they didn’t stabalize the paladin. The good news is they found a typewriter and have a pretty good rough draft going on the complete works of Shakespeare.
oh no one of the monkeys just murthered the pally with the typewriter. you got a script signed Chris Marlowe though
Ambiguous "they"s make it look like you want those monkeys to fellate the paladin
I could change it to not be ambiguous, but this is funny to me so I’m leaving it
Cure Wounds has a verbal component, but since the monkeys can’t speak they substitute an oral component