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raman_klogius@ani.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 day ago

Hell yeah

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Hell yeah

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    Congratulations! You’ve given birth to a beautiful baby [object Object].

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    Why is this a surprise to anyone? Didn’t your parents sit you down when you were a teenager and tell you to install the Noscript browser extension so you wouldn’t get pergant [sic]?

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    you gotta be crazy to let JavaScript run on your body. #prochoice

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    how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

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      ¡¿Can u get… prrrreganté?!

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Naturally

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    Brendan Eich isn’t going to like this.

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    Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

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    This is what happens when you dare to temporarily disable NoScript. You get preggers!

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    Ok MtF folks, we have found the secret

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    surgeons are like. meat wizards.

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    #include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

    int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf(“Child process killed.\n”); } return 0; }

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      Now that’s just cruel.

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        The cruelest part is not formatting it correctly :c

        #include <sys/types.h>
        #include <signal.h>
        #include <unistd.h>
        
        int main() {
            pid_t pid = fork();
            if (pid == 0) {
                // Child process
                while (1);
            } else {
                // Parent process
                sleep(2);
                kill(pid, SIGKILL);  // Force kill child
                printf("Child process killed.\n");
            }
            return 0;
        }
        

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