dis-spray
Rain insults upon your enemies.
Dodge
spray.
my potions are too powerful for you
but potion seller I need your potions
Considering the pink one in the middle has no warnings and is just called a “humectant” the main ingredient is probably propylene glycol and the rest would be mostly water, both of which are edible.
Even if there are small amounts of chemicals like isopropyl, you could likely take a very small sip to realize it is not delicious and you wouldn’t die or get horribly injured.
What are you talking about? The pink one has a line of scary warning symbols including a skull and crossbones just under the word humectant.
one would think, however they are preservatives that replace water with whatever chemical they have.
embalming fluid is not something you want to ingest while living.
Let’s get embalmed baybee
That one on the left. That’s Hawaiian fruit punch. Definitely
Drinks so good they make the dead look lively

How much does the average non-American body require?
Probably 1.5 - 2 bottles of the chromatech pink. The other two pinkish ones are humectants that would be added to the arterial fluid if the decedent is desiccated. The regal is a premix of humectant and arterial fluid, and the blue one is a topical disinfectant. It can be used on surfaces as well.
Also, during COVID, we would put dispray on a small towel and place that over a decedent’s face in case they exhaled while we were moving them, as COVID patients were still contagious for several hours after death.
edit: Rephrasing. It wasn’t to prevent them from exhaling, it was so that any microbes that they exhaled would be killed by it.
Also, autocorrect misspelled decedent
Wow! Embalming fluids.
I mean, why? It’s not like someone is going to go dig your grave and judge you by your looks. I’m much more preferring to go for a backyard cremation.
Forbidden snacks!
Wonder if they’d work on my Jeep.






