Sure, blame the birds
Makes the groundskeepers look less suspicious
Birdshot
True shitpost
We all know this is pronounced bird-cocky, and not bird-cake.
This is an extremely impressive amount of low and high brow comedy in one sentence. Don’t ever forget you did this, it’s the pinnacle.
Bird-kaka
How are the boobs not shiny from people touching them, it must be pretty new as I’m absolutely sure most people of all ages and genders would at least give them a palming.
I don’t want to touch boobies if they are covered in bird droppings.
Yeah, err, me too. That would be, ermm, horrible.
Anyways I’ve go to go to…my bedroom…for definitely non bird poop boobsy things and stuff!!!
You underestimate the sucking
They’re designed for it, brother
Maybe the birds got there first
I believe its a stone sculpture? not totally sure though
Looks like bronze (on a stone plinth)
pookake
Kusokakke
Peakake
Birds?
Chaps
Craps*
