• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      FOUR cats? That’s too many cats. The order of progression goes:

      0 cats - you need a cat in your life.

      1 cat - your cat needs a cat buddy.

      2 cats - this is the optimal number of cats.

      3 cats - Yeah, a bit crowded. You can make it work though. Like if one of your cats is really old, and the other cat is a kitten. That’s like a backup cat. Otherwise, you’re approaching too many cats.

      4 cats - that’s too many cats.

      5 cats - please stop collecting cats.

      6 cats - PLEASE stop collecting cats!!!

      7 cats - KNOCK IT OFF ASSHOLE!!!

      8 cats - now you’re just a crazy cat lady.