Electric Boogaloo Edition Confirmed!
He’s not cruci-fucking around!
Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.
The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘
This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser beam eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.
Amen.
OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.
If it wasn’t for the hand holding the book I’d think this was slop going by the ammmo belts…
Its fantastic either way, though
I came here to help lepers and kick ass, looks like I’m all out of lepers.
Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?
You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page
Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant
It’s missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn’s ass.
If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!
Username checks out.
Also known as the Pegacorn …
Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.
I’m sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?
