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minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoLLMs are not the singularity anyways. Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
minus-squareProgrammer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoWhy would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
minus-squarehesh@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoFunnily enough https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoDo you mean a vacuum cleaner?
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou’re gonna rip your dick off.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoI personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou just need to switch it from suck to blow.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 days ago“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era. It’s plug and play!
LLMs are not the singularity anyways.
Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.
Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement
Funnily enough
https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor
Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?
You’re gonna rip your dick off.
I personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.
You just need to switch it from suck to blow.
“Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.
It’s plug and play!