The quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot someone while in his Tesla. So the real takeaway from that story is the professional cornholing pays (at least) electric car money.
I really only want to know how he pulled the trigger. And how he drove the car. And how did did both at the same time. And how he made a living off of cornhole. And how he threw the corns into the holes. And …
I’m not sure how many pro quad-amputee corn hole players there are, but I have seen one who is damn good.
He figured it out on Youtube. Using Youtube, you too can become a quadruple amputee and murderer!
I don’t want to be a murderer, but I guess this could be my chance to be a quadruple amputee.
A wizard of Oz moment would be great here.
Don’t you see, Dorothy? You were born without limbs! You were a quadruple amputee all along!
That would be super awkward
Yes but 100% of professional cornholers are murderers so what does that tell you about the sport?
Maybe if someone gave him some TP for his bunghole, it wouldn’t have come to this.
That “cornhole” should be left to anal sex enthusiasts and bean bag toss players should know their place.
I definitely think it’s optimistic to assume pro cornhole was his primary income, but maybe? 🤷♂️
I call doubt that he murder anyone. All they have is the word of two passengers. Who says they aren’t dumbasses trying set up a armless man for murdering someone while driving his car.
Extrapolating from the plot of the Fugitive, I think it’s safe to say he’s murdered 4 people!
He was in a Tesla, so the “driver attentiveness camera” would have recorded the whole thing.
Me reading this as im paying $766.23 to fill up my car
Nope, no slowing down. All gas no brakes. Take it in your cornhole, good sir.
TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED
