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      18 minutes ago

      BLUE UNICORN

      Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!
      

      PINK UNICORN

      Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.
      

      (Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)

      CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}

      Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?
      

      BLUE UNICORN

      No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.
      

      PINK UNICORN

      Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.
      

      BLUE UNICORN

      Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.
      

      CHARLIE THE UNICORN

      Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.
      

      (Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)

      BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}

      Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
      

      PINK UNICORN

      Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.
      

      CHARLIE THE UNICORN

      Please stop bouncing on me.
      

      BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}

      Candy Mountain Charlie.
      

      PINK UNICORN

      Yeah! Candy Mountain!
      

      CHARLIE THE UNICORN

      Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.