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minus-squareTwinklebreeze @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·3 days agoDo you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up117·3 days agoI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up62·3 days agoThis is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done! God dammit.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 days agoOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoLMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
minus-squareAnchoriteMagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 days agoKing Lear. It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 days agoPerform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
minus-squareendlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·3 days agoUnder Pressure, clearly
minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoPressure Pushing down on me Pressing down on you
minus-squaremaccentric@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 days agoI can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist the vocalists
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
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Perform what though?
King Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
Under Pressure, clearly
Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
💀
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding
a vocalistthe vocalists