Months*
Chris has not seen a 32 month old toddler in his life.
Am I the only one who thought Kris was a lady uptil now? Maybe I was just projecting because I liked the cutesier style of these ones lol
Oh man, that caught me so offguard it made me do one of those sudden “neighbor jumpscare” type cackling laughs I’m sure was heard next door lol
Pff, doesn’t even use SI units.
Month’s what?
She said she likes math not grammar!
She had it coming. If you use months after 1 year, prepare to get slammed.
A baby leaves Seattle going east at 18km/s another baby leaves New York going west at 34km/s, how long before each baby clears the heliopause. Please show your workings out.
Child services:
There’s a Ryan Gosling gif for everything lmao
That is speed
How would you frame a sentence here for velocity then?
Velocity is speed and direction. So “16.4 mph north” is sufficient.
16.4 MPH in that direction?
To explain this joke: velocity is a vector quantity, so it has a magnitude (speed) and a direction, which mom failed to indicate, shame on her.
I find the absurdity of the joke would be better if the mother asked, “In which direction?”
Mph: the child crashes on Mars
