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Barbuzie@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago

She does like it

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She does like it

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Barbuzie@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 hours ago
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  • TractorDuffy@lemmy.world
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    Months*

  • pHr34kY@lemmy.world
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    Chris has not seen a 32 month old toddler in his life.

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      Am I the only one who thought Kris was a lady uptil now? Maybe I was just projecting because I liked the cutesier style of these ones lol

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    Month’s what?

    • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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      She said she likes math not grammar!

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    She had it coming. If you use months after 1 year, prepare to get slammed.

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      The normal age to stop using months is 2 years.

      That’s because there’s a massive difference between a 12, 18, and 24 months old. It makes sense to have and use different references to separate them.

      • Agrivar@lemmy.world
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        Those ages are a year, a year and a half, and two years.

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    Pff, doesn’t even use SI units.

  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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    Oh man, that caught me so offguard it made me do one of those sudden “neighbor jumpscare” type cackling laughs I’m sure was heard next door lol

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    A baby leaves Seattle going east at 18km/s another baby leaves New York going west at 34km/s, how long before each baby clears the heliopause. Please show your workings out.

    • rangber@lemmy.zip
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      Child services:

      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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        There’s a Ryan Gosling gif for everything lmao

  • Mark with a Z@suppo.fi
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    That is speed

    • ilovesaggytits:) @lemmus.org
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      How would you frame a sentence here for velocity then?

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        Velocity is speed and direction. So “16.4 mph north” is sufficient.

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          It is not. It’s not in metric.

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        16.4 MPH in that direction?

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          I find the absurdity of the joke would be better if the mother asked, “In which direction?”

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          To explain this joke: velocity is a vector quantity, so it has a magnitude (speed) and a direction, which mom failed to indicate, shame on her.

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    Mph: the child crashes on Mars

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