Months*
Chris has not seen a 32 month old toddler in his life.
Am I the only one who thought Kris was a lady uptil now? Maybe I was just projecting because I liked the cutesier style of these ones lol
Month’s what?
She said she likes math not grammar!
She had it coming. If you use months after 1 year, prepare to get slammed.
The normal age to stop using months is 2 years.
That’s because there’s a massive difference between a 12, 18, and 24 months old. It makes sense to have and use different references to separate them.
Those ages are a year, a year and a half, and two years.
Pff, doesn’t even use SI units.
Oh man, that caught me so offguard it made me do one of those sudden “neighbor jumpscare” type cackling laughs I’m sure was heard next door lol
A baby leaves Seattle going east at 18km/s another baby leaves New York going west at 34km/s, how long before each baby clears the heliopause. Please show your workings out.
Child services:

There’s a Ryan Gosling gif for everything lmao
That is speed
How would you frame a sentence here for velocity then?
Velocity is speed and direction. So “16.4 mph north” is sufficient.
It is not. It’s not in metric.
16.4 MPH in that direction?
I find the absurdity of the joke would be better if the mother asked, “In which direction?”
To explain this joke: velocity is a vector quantity, so it has a magnitude (speed) and a direction, which mom failed to indicate, shame on her.
Mph: the child crashes on Mars






