I need 4 working girls.
Need someone to subcontract xD
This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
I have this friend, a lady electrician.
I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.
And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.
Asks her if she’s working.
To which she replies. “Yeah I’m working”. At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.
This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She’s wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.
And this guy thought she was a “working gal”.
“Hooker electrician lady” kink unlocked
Danger, danger! High voltage!
It’s like the heterosexual village people.
I guess electrician is the new police costume he thought as he rolled down his window.
Sure but I have limited experience and that’s an hourly rate.
"How are your roofing skills?
I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all.
This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included”
Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”
“I’m willing to do anything”
“Work outside, where the weather is? Fuck off”
“I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space”
Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”
I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.
They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.
Wait is that what that tree is called? I also have one too I think if it the same.
Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).
Thanks because they are a pain in the butt.
Do not put gumballs in your butt!
That’s what the nut roller is for.
you can also pay a hooker for a “nut roller”.
You don’t pour concrete, you place it.
But can you grow it? 👀
You don’t.
But yo mama pours concrete for the whole blockOP: Management
Top Comment: Professional
10 years of my life summed up in a phrase. We didn’t only do concrete, but my crew was the best at it so we had any of the jobs that came up.
Hell yeah just put that concrete mix in the ground it’s wet enough (we actually did that)
as someone who has removed 40 dry pour fence posts, fuck dry pour. it’s fucking lazy and you’re fucking the dude that has to pull the plugs later.
properly mix your concrete, it’s not hard with a machine.
I’m not going to pay for the machine from my own money for some shit I do for work for a company. Next guy is just going to have to deal with it lol
fuck your cheap ass company for not doing it right.
I get not paying for it out of your own pocket though.
Instructions unclear,
Maybe they could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean
“pouring concrete” is a euphemism for shitting on someone’s chest.
False
doesn’t have to be.
be the change you want to see…
