Needs punctuation: Why do all these girls shave half their head? Like, it’s fucking cute!
Why do all these girls shave half their head like it’s fucking, cute!
Okay, but have you ever kissed the side of a woman’s half-shaved head or scuffed your face on it during hugs?
It’s like easily 100% more skin to kiss when the hair is short. Awkward drive-by forehead kisses are all but eliminated as she doesn’t have time to react to try to give you real kisses and then you miss and kiss her nose. Just a big ol’ target right on the side of her head that you can easily hit from the front or back. So much easier to seem suave.
And the hugs! You get more skin to skin contact without all that hair keeping your faces apart. It’s more hug per hug.I want to understand the comment process from misogynistic asshole to read Lenin
Maybe if you read Lenin you would understand
Brb, new T shirt idea:
"I read Trotsky and all I got was these dope spectacles.’
Girls, remember to check with Isiaih (sp?) before you do anything to make sure he finds it cute first …
Good more of them for me
“Why do all these women not try to appeal to me?” Not a single one does you dumb ass. Who would want to appeal to something like that?
Why do all these guys wear cowboy hats like they think women care about their opinions
ahem I think you mean feeeeeeeeeeemales
It’s called a mohawk and it’s more badass than anyone wearing a cowboy hat
There’s a few options that involve shaving or buzzing away part of the head. I like a good Chelsea cut.
Different hairstyle.
Which half of the head are we talking about, if not the sides? The back?
The hair is the cowboy hat. I had to grow my afro out and then hired a professional hedge trimmer.
Like these:

It gaythis is the “i’m making a sci-fi show and i need an edgy security officer” haircut
Around here it’s the lesbian haircut.
It’s either that or it’s a rebel character who’s either the worst character or the best character with no in-between.
That’s like way less than half bruh
Just left, or just the right.
Log Cabin Republican behavior, ruining it for thselves and completely unaware
If I were a girl this is the hair I would’ve worn
It’s a unisex hairstyle, don’t let gender norms hold you back! I bet it would look great on you!
“everything is unisex if you stop being a coward”
idk who you quoted but hell yeah.
some meme that lives in my head, prolly from tumblr
My life motto 💕
Have you heard the legend of darth plageus the Male Pattern Baldness?
Imagine thinking preference qaulifies as an interesting take
I’m not a fan of the hairstyle, but if it makes someone happy, 🤷♂️
A more up-to-date Godwin’s Law.
Chuds have such bland tastes












