Jesus’ mom, has got it goin’ on.
I have tremendous respect for Raquel Welch’s son
When he was 10 years old his mom was the biggest sex symbol on the planet.
He managed to live a quasi-normal life and wasn’t crucified once.
I misread that as Rachel Weisz and was like “yeah, that checks out”.
Best reply.
Paul never met Jesus, he was a stan who wrote fanfic after his death.
Paul was born 5 AD. That’s 5 years after Jesus’ first death.
Jesus died around AD 30-33. AD doesn’t mean After Death, it means Anno Domini, or Year of our Lord, referring to the number of years after his birth. So if Paul was born AD 5, Jesus would’ve been 5 years old when Paul was born.
I think, it’s been a while since I’ve looked into this stuff
Was he the first Paul?
I thought the whole “virgin” thing was an interpretation of the original Greek or Aramaic for “maid”, as in a young women of child rearing age.
No. They believe she never had sex. Jesus needs to be an only child and conceived by god or he’s not special enough.
The real miracle in the Bible is that Joseph didn’t fuck for his entire marriage and was ok with that.
For all we know Joe was ace and was glad to have found a way to stop his parents’ nagging
She’s devine
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