alt-text: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk with a post about boobies emanating from a speech bubble above her
Whenever I see whatever said by Cunk I can’t breathe properly for a moment. I just love these absurdities
Tits, tata’s , sweater puppies, gazongas, tig 'ol bitties, michael boltons, frost detectors, diamond cutters, aroogas, cans, and fun bags.
Fun bags of sand, specifically.
As an incredibly intolerant to lactose individual, I am willing to go through “shock” therapy to cure the affliction. Ladies please DM for an invite. Thank you, and god bless.
Wait is that left at london the musician?? If so I had a date with her once while I was living in Seattle lol
Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
Insert image of smithers cowering from two strippers
Here you go
actually lactose intolerance is mostly intolerant to cow milk.
Goat, human, sheep, horse, camel. Plenty of animals give us milk with less lactose than cows.
Cows seek revenge on humans through biological warfare.
Does she do her own writing? I hope it’s all her.
I believe a huge part is from her pen. She might have some creative staff and advisors, but her own flavour of humour is pretty unique, so I think q lot of her work is 100% Cunk.
Nope. The charecter is the work of Charlie Brooker. Diane Morgan has provided material but the charecter was created and she was cast to fit the idea.
Today I learned that, thanks.
She left out “milkers”. Perhaps she didn’t want to sound threatening.
This was written before big naturals really took off as an extremely funny joke
MOUNTAINOUS ORGANICS
Common Cunk W.
Right, because every breast everywhere is always lactating all the time. Unstoppable milk machines, coming to genocide the lactose-intolerant.
I man, I’m not intolerant, but I’m willing to give it a try in the name of science
It’s a fucken joke man.
They are when I’m around
You seem fun
when people tell you who they are, believe them
for instance, while I may not believe you fart actual glitter all the time, I also have no doubt that the sort of person who sets “I_Fart_Glitter” as their username also has no qualms about shoving some craft herpes up their funhole just to prove me wrong
now, taking what we’ve learned from this, what’s their username? what does it tell you? it’s quite possible they’re just unfathomably stupid, instead of or in addition to being a killjoy.
Woosh
