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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.

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You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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    Who hurt you?

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    :(

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Next time I want beans filled with cream

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      “Cream beans” really rolls off the tongue nicely

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    Hear me out: fill the Twinkie with banana pudding.

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      They make a banana flavored Twinkie already.

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    Make the cake part corn bread and this would absolutely slap.

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      Better with chili.

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        I would eat TF out of that.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      This isn’t that different from those misguided souls who put sugar in their cornbread and/or make it like cake. Pan fry it in some butter for a few minutes and I bet it’s killer.

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    Oh, shit. Is it that time?

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      Those Brits think they’re being so clever with this one.

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    I can’t believe you’ve done this

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    For a brief second I thought that was a baguette and you’d invented beans in toast and my British self was about to scream in ecstacy

    Edit: Actually you know what I’m going to Tesco tomorrow and making the branston filled baguette a reality

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    Would.

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    I used to think my wife was a monster… But now I realize I’ve misjudged her.

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    You’re doing it wrong. Replace the cake with beans and keep the filling, and we’ll talk.

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