WARNING: You are low level compared to the average combatant in this area, proceed with caution.
“It’s dangerous out there, take this!”
You got a fork!
“ah! It’s your dick in disguise!”
Your dick now has stats and, in this area, may be wielded by another combatant. Good luck!
I have never seen a fight in a Waffle House, and I’ve been to many
I feel cheated
Usually you need to go at 2am, hammered drunk, in a part of Atlanta you’ve not been before, and the magic will happen. Feel free to start one by mimicking someone’s voice and saying, “I prefer pancakes” or something violent like that.
Hahaha
If you teleport in, you’ll probably start the fight at an advantage. Element of surprise and all. Maybe Gregg Phillips was on to something…
:FEMA disaster response official Gregg Phillips teleports behind you:
Nothing Personal, Kid
Welcome to Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.
I’m not American so I don’t necessarily understand all the local customs and traditions, but may I ask why rumble in Waffle House in particular? Waffles seem so peaceful to me…
It’s a cheap diner that’s scattered all over the poorest parts of the country and is the open 24/7.
It tends to attract quite the interesting crowd. Truckers, hobos, and random people driving across the country.
Also some of the best worst food in the whole country. If you like bloodsport and greasy food from an environment you can tell paid off the health inspector, waffle house is the spot
This should be an Applebee’s.
