Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳
How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤
Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven
Gotta have cream with that pie.
If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.
Your mother’s house
Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.
Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right
Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.
Free meals too? Sign me tf up.
Hell yeah
Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”
Is being horny the trick here
Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny
What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.
The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend… Those are the highest choir.
Elite heaven
Heaven+
It’s ad-free.
Like for a crime?
“Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉
Her: 👄
I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?
Better than before the call
How do I finger my fingers??
👉👌
Carefully
OW.
Yeah, evidently.
