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minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·5 days agoWhat a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
minus-squarezip@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·5 days agoA bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·5 days agoI have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
minus-squareatomicorange@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 days agoBut if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-25 days agoThe mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues. PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
minus-squareBattle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoYou could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoAnd a stool. Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
minus-squarekunaltyagi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoNah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique) And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 days agoNot sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoLook when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 days agoIf you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world. You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoWho says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoLike baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
minus-squareSaapas@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI’m just going to use ready made universe powder
What a strange question. What would be a better answer even, hands, nipples, what?
A bucket to catch the milk, maybe?
I have a bucket, but not a cow. Pretty sure someone with a cow but no bucket is closer to being ready to milk a cow than I am.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
The mouth is a small bucket so someone with a cow can milk it without issues.
PSA: don’t drink raw milk, even if it’s fresh and straight from the teat
You could use the bucket for other things while waiting for a cow to arrive
And a stool.
Other than that, yeah, you need a cow.
Nah, no stool needed (possible with a sitting technique)
And the cow could give you a big one if you are patient enough😂
Not sure why I need nipples to milk a cow. As long as she has an udder I think it’ll work either way.
Look when I get my titties out it makes the cows feel better
Solidarity smdh
The will to abuse animals.
If you think milking a cow is abusing the cow, you must be the softest human being in the world.
You probably think petting a dog is abuse.
Oh boy
Money or a gun to acquire the cow.
Who says there is a better answer? Pretty sure the kid was right.
Like baking a cake from scratch, first you must start with creating the universe.
I’m just going to use ready made universe powder