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“that’s a shame. I was going to leave this can of tuna here.”
Ah 'Tish, you’re so beautiful. kisses
Caître d’
Nothing a 20 rolled in catnip won’t fix.
“zi am zo veri zorry zir, wizouth ah rezerva-ti-on, zer iz zimply nuth-zing we can zo for zou.”
Perfection.
*purr-fection
Cat
Do you even need to instruct people to read this with a French accent?
Well I just so happen to be the Cat Treat King of Chicago
You’re Abe Meowman. The Cat Treat King of Chicago? Listen young cat, entre nous, I’m very busy. Why don’t you take the kittens and go back to the cardboard box?
“Touch me, I yell ‘rat’”
“You mean our most popular entrée?”
'e will zolve zis mystery wiz 'is little grey cat cells
