The most 40k Space Marine shit possible
Adepta Sorortas is more like it.

Edit: although maybe he is working his way to a Grey Knights Terminator.

Wololololo!
Tactical assault Torah
Umm what?
Is it normal to take priceless historical artifacts into war zones?
It’s probably very expensive, but not priceless or historical, necessarily. They’re still making them yknow.
They aren’t even all that expensive really (especially relative to military gear). Its just that for jews, if they see a torah scroll hit the ground they’re supposed to fast. Its generally a big deal if a torah hits the floor. Same reason people were holding torahs in awkward ways following hurricane katrina.
Is that what is happening in this image? I have no clue what is going on tbh. Ehat the hell is that backpack?
Jokes aside, I think it might be a solid stretcher folded in half. Possibly a portable operating table.
EDIT: Nope, I was wrong. It’s a damn torah scroll.

Armored artifact box?
Mayhaps?
I hope someone opens it and melts all the nazis.
So it’s like…for avoiding capture?
I was hoping,like, ‘red barrels’.
I think maybe that belongs in a museum, and i would watxh nazis dying until it can be put in one for hours




