*me, punching you in the face:
“Aren’t you glad I’m helping?”
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.
I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.
I will not besmirch myself by clicking on that.
If you think you can cope with never being 100% sure if it’s real or not, be my guest.
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
Just kill me, before my brain commits suicide after reading more of those “messages”.
This is the second of his brain farts, where I seriously thought: ‘nope,this one has to be a troll’. And surprise: it’s real!
I mean, big fat hug???
It’s even “big, fat, hug” with that superfluous comma of pride in creating big boy lists.
Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
We’re changing the name to “Schrödinger’s Strait”
It exists in a state of superposition until an oil tanker explodes
Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.
OK, yes, “Schrödinger’s Blockade” is better.
“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”
"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "
That’s how blockaids usually work. It’s a toll.
Gotta pay the troll toll
Yup. The trump toll.
Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.
As does the economist
That’s not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.
I’m pretty sure he uses an llm to write a lot of his posts. The ones like this one.
The rest are voice-to-text.
Giveaway for me was he didn’t sign off on a topic like this with a “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. But maybe he doesn’t like us giving attention to these matters. Who knows.
You say that with such effortless confidence without even having bothered to check, and not one of those 10 people who upvoted tried to check either. golf clap
His team can post on his behalf. It might be posted on his account by someone else.
Sure, and if you want to argue “a staffer did it”, then “staying on point”/“generally cohesive” is a stretch to make the argument work. This has extremely jumpy flow, and trying to move the standard further back and say “bUt NoT fOr TrUmP” just turns this whole thing into an unfalsifiable hypothesis facilitated by an infinitely movable goalpost. I can point out why it’s so jumpy (any literate person should be able to), but I’m confident it’ll be met with, again, “tRuMp StAnDaRdS tHo!!”.
Edit: More importantly, though, saying confidently that “it’s not from Trump” is hilariously unfounded. I’m not arguing it is or is not from Trump, but rather that saying anything definitively like that is absurd.
I think they’re claiming it isn’t from Trump’s official account, just that he didn’t write it
I believe that, in which case “that’s not from Trump” is something they’re in no position to say matter-of-factly; they’re just guessing (and I think poorly, at that). It’s just palm-reading the post and then giving a definitive, with no caveats, “Nope, Trump didn’t write this.”
I linked to the article because trying to definitively say Trump didn’t write something definitionally has to be reserved for fake posts, not real ones that come from his account with no disclaimer and no later admission.
Alright granddad, let’s get you to bed.
Lead him to a coffin.
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.
Yeah so apparently China has also been sending Iran some weapons. Cause that’s definitely in China’s best interest.
U.s so worried Iran would get nuclear weapons and literally created the situation that would hand them more weapons and possibly nuclear tech support from China.
As well as increasing their economic situation by encouraging a toll booth.
I’m happy that Iran is getting ahead, after all the U.S sanctions b.s. But the cost was very high for them.
Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice
Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking.
Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
…This just cannot be real.
… And yet …
