33550336@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIf you think you look cool in your pickup truck or ford mustang just look at this guylemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1197
arrow-up1197imageIf you think you look cool in your pickup truck or ford mustang just look at this guylemmy.world33550336@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoBut seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it. It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoYou’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 day agoHave you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
minus-squareCompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoOne way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoYou could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoBut you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 hours agoWell, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
minus-squareJigglySackles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 hours agoOr you could…you know…have a personality.
minus-squareGlemek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested … this is it.
It’s a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
You’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you’ll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
Or you could…you know…have a personality.
Sir, this is a horse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8