Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.
I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.
Get a million dollars.
I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
two chicks
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.
I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.
True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.
Most of the people in the world are poor and most of them get laid FYI
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.
The kind who’d bang their twin sister with Anon does.
Only person to get the reference. Nice adaptation.
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
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