Elilol@fedinsfw.app to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agoWhats brown and sticky?message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up171file-text
arrow-up171message-squareWhats brown and sticky?Elilol@fedinsfw.app to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 hours agoWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 hours agoOoh! Ooh! I know this one. It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
minus-squareFederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoNothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoYou have made a powerful enemy today…
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
Unemployed!
sHITTY BOOMERANG!
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.
It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
Nothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
You have made a powerful enemy today…
You get it.