What’s red and bad for your teeth?
spoiler
a brick
What is blue and even worse for your teeth?
Tap for spoiler
A brick thrown extremely fast.
What’s brown and runny?
Spoiler
Usain Bolt
What’s pink and slippery?
Spoiler
A pink slipper
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
Spoiler
Blue paint
Lol
Loll jajajaja
What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr Dre
Lol xD jajajaja
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
A bell?
a cow!
PEANUT BUTTER!
Touche!
Are we just naming things dogs like now? (I guess poop also ironically fits.)
PANCAKES!
Hi
What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?
An orange parrot?
🥕 carrot
Fun fact: carrots used to be purple!
They also used to be whitish.
What’s sticky and brown?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
Unemployed!
sHITTY BOOMERANG!
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.
It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
Nothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
You have made a powerful enemy today…
You get it.
That image is gonna stick in my head
I’d never pick up a curved stick if I found one, wood u?
Said the tree to the… other tree?
Unfortunately the other tree had to leaf.
oh dragon.
