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    Occasionally creates a mess of horrific liquids in unexpected places

    Will wake you up at random times with inexplicable noises

    Will only accept extremely specific kinds of ‘food’

    Will have an existential crisis when another of its kind is introduced to the home environment

    Is constantly spying on you (look up printer tracking dots)