• bedwyr@piefed.ca
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        16 minutes ago

        I am sick of getting blasted in the ass by these big oil companies in their top hats and rotten ass ploughing hearts, I say it’s time to lube up, and do a little ploughing of our own!

        Not gay sex, [redacted] oil executives, something something mario brothers multiplayer.

      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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        22 minutes ago

        The headline specifically said she blasted their heads. Didn’t say what with, though. I’m imagining a firehose.