cm0002 to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 14 hours agoIf the bible was AAAlemmy.mlimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1235cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1235imageIf the bible was AAAlemmy.mlcm0002 to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square15fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.ml
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-210 hours agoYou found: Whip - Press X to use Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoGod: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
minus-squareGreenShimada@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoThe New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack! As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoI wasn’t denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn’t worry about pressing “cross”
You found: Whip - Press X to use
Jesus: “Wait…can we make that some other button?”
God: It’s only a problem with ye olde englishe, which you don’t canonically speak, J.
The New Testament was written in Koine Greek. Don´t deny Χριστοῦ his whip attack!
As an aside - a GTA-style game of being Jesus would be hilarious.
I wasn’t denying the whip attack my friend, just telling J shouldn’t worry about pressing “cross”