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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

My doctor told me to stop getting baked and loafing around

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My doctor told me to stop getting baked and loafing around

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    For the few who don’t get the joke, “pain” is French for “bread.”

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      for those who still don’t get it, what you’re looking at is baguettes stuck into shoes

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        For those who still don’t get it, people usually put shoes on their feet - not bread.

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          For those who still dont get it, only apples keep doctors away bread doesnt.

    • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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      Thank you. I kept reading it over and over thinking I was an idiot. Turns out I just don’t know French.

      I might still be an idiot, though l. Jury is still out.

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        I might be an idiot too, but I know French and didn’t get it. I think mostly because the image is low res and those “legs” look like rawhide bones for dogs imo

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        oh, we vote guilty. not sure on what, but we vote guilty. where is our free jury coffee and bagel? guilty on that too!

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      I knew that and still would’ve never gotten it. I thought these were dog bones.

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    Bread puns never get stale.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      Thanks, you guys are making me feel a little less crummy.

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    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      They do get crusty though.

  • becausechemistry@piefed.social
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    What is the benefit of including the reply in this screenshot?

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      There is none, but I didn’t feel like cropping it.

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        Here it is, freshly baked cropped

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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          I am so high, I can hear heaven.

      • becausechemistry@piefed.social
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        Fair

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    Hon, hon, hon

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      Nice. Fr.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    He tried to come up with more bread puns

    Butty couldn’t think of any

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Donut even try

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      deleted by creator

  • kakler bitmap@lemmy.world
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    First of all, you’re holding all your weight on your heels

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    You look just like my Brotherr.

  • Trex202@lemmy.world
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    My wife is a pain in the ass 😏

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      You’ve gotta butter her up a little.

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        That’s the whole grain truth

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          You’re on a roll!

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            It’s the yeast of their problems!

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      If it’s in the ass, you haven’t bread properly.

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        Yeah, it’s definitely a non-starter

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          I ain’t sour doe

          😬

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    silly sober, weed gets you baked

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