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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours ago

Annon has awaken.

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Annon has awaken.

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InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours ago
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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    Your dick was inspired by the ripped dudes; it wants to lift! 💪

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Tsk tsk tsk, join the Bi side, we have cookies!

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      Bi 4 Lyfe

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Twice the selection, double the fun.

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    Maybe not fake but definitely gay.

    • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      It’s not gay unless the balls touch

      • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
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        Don’t be silly, girls don’t have balls.

        • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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          Some do, some don’t. Either way I smash.

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    11 hours ago

    ‘As a joke’

    Suuuuuuuuuuure.

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    It means you should swipe right, Anon.

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    I wanted to make up a well thought out scientific/psychological explanation for why anon’s dick reacted in that way, but i realised i don’t react the same way in similar situations, so not only do i have no idea what it could really be but i also have no skin in the game.

    Anyone have some theories?

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      I’m not looking it up, but iirc there was a study done a while back where peoples genitals reacted to erotic images regardless of their sexual preferences. Something about how the brain perceives the context, e.g. you can see a naked person without erotic context and might not have any genital reaction at all.

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        That makes perfect sense, thank you.

        Also aince it’s a dating app I imagine that anon seeing naked people in that context makes him feel “wanted” sexually, because people are presenting their naked body to him.

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          It definitely could be, my understanding is that the principle is somewhat like an intrusive thought, in that your brain is running the identification of a sexual intent, and reacting to that. Whether that’s arousing to the person is somewhat secondary, but the body reacts on some level regardless.

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    “As a joke”

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