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minus-squareHeyJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 hours agoSomehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up37·10 hours agoThey’d just shoot you during the wellness check in America
minus-squareEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoHonestly I’d prefer Ba Sing Se
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 hours agobecause in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime. corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoFortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 hours agoBecause commenter above feels like it
Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
They’d just shoot you during the wellness check in America
Everything’s great in America!
Honestly I’d prefer Ba Sing Se
Wait, why?
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
Because commenter above feels like it