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Sorry… I couldn’t help myself lol.Honestly? Better without. The Philips screws are somehow more emotive.
wait a minute, youre not _violet08
Girl, its ok. We love you either way
Though I can understand why a lot women start off with “I’m not that kind of girl”.
That allows them to work up from there lmao.
In psychology we call that “anchor and adjust”!
Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: “I don’t do this with everyone you know.”
Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!
Dicks in the parking lot!?
Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don’t pass you by.
Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
Cocky Monster
it wasn’t a cock…
it was a COCK LOBSTERRRRRR
😵
