• otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    Well, that’s a one & done, with those tiny perforations just waiting to collect everything. 🤢

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          5 days ago

          As I basehead I can kind of confirm, feeling the base is a critical part of the enjoyment for me… I wouldn’t not try out this set up, just out of curiosity lol

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            5 days ago

            You got regularity issues? A window that needs creatively defenestrated? Why, this products got your name (and soon, DNA) all over it!

            Bring the thunder to your down under and feel your groove like never before! Inspire cantatas from your concertos and aim for the stars! Paint the walls with your deepest desires today!

            😶

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      5 days ago

      Those are air vents, you can select passive or active airflow. You can also select the direction. For $999, you can get the air plug for all your vacuum-seal needs.

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        5 days ago

        Presenting! The all-new iPlug! For those secret moments, now there’s a helpful little reminder to shut the fuck up and sit down. (Available in your size and vibe strength.) Ask your Sir nicely and receive yours today!